Cat tries to beat up woman after she insults him using the cat translator app by Oliver Wheaton

Over the years human beings have perfected the art of winding each other up, so it only makes sense that we move on to annoying our friends in the animal kingdom as well. Leading the charge on this front is Penny Adams, who used an app on her smartphone to converse with her cat, named Flam. Clearly her innocent words mean something far more offensive in cat language, because the moggy instantly squares up to her. Penny, who volunteers at a the Cat Shoppe Rescue centre in Nashville Tennessee, doesn’t do a good job of apologising for her incredibly rude words, and Flan is forced to take drastic action. He lands the standard ‘scratch and snarl’ cat attack, before backing off, ready to make his next move. Of course a secondary attack is unnecessary, as that cheeky human has been put in her place. Penny said of the little tussle: ‘Who knows what the app was really saying in cat voice, but he sure didn’t like it.’ At least we know the app works, but we have also confirmed our long held suspicions that cats really don’t enjoy our company – just our food. Cats – 1, humans – 0.